Random Funny Stuff..c'mon u know u can relate
-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.
-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know"
feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose
not to be friends with?
- Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron
test is ABSOLUTELY petrifying. UMDNJ kids wattup.
-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle,
then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
- Was learning cursive really necessary?
-The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to
finish a text.
-Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their
profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got
the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if
I do!
-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't
want to have to restart my collection.
-Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're
going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to
be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the
direction from which you came, you have to first do something like
check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to
yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're
crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
-I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually
becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting
90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's
laughing at the right parts, that they really get it and understand what's going on.
-Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't
work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically
fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all
know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards
or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
-I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? No seriously..how?
-I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.
-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than
take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod
and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in'
examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete
idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and
said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"
- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the
shower first and THEN turn on the water.
- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I
know how to get out of my neighborhood.
-I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me
if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I
swear I did not make any changes to.
- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
-I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people
watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will
they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't
watching this.
-It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and
the link takes me to a video instead of text.
-I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they
drive behind obeys the speed limit.
-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone
and run away?
- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,
but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
-Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising
speed for pedophiles...
- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
:)
-Fisayo, NJ FAB reader.
Thanks for the entertainment girl!!
Stay FAB!!
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